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Fire Hydrant

Fire Hydrant

For today only, you can get the rare, limited edition Bad Dragon Fire Hydrant!

Place your order for the Fire Hydrant today, and you will get:

  • One 10” Bad Dragon Fire Hydrant (in Red or Yellow), complete with FREE cum tube addition as well as a cum tube syringe and one bottle of Bad Dragon Cum Lube!
  • One Bad Dragon Fire Hydrant teenie weenie in Red or Yellow (available with Fire Hydrant order ONLY)!
  • One Bad Dragon Fire Hydrant keychain in Red or Yellow!

Pay one flat rate for all these great items that are available for ONE DAY ONLY!

Don’t miss the Bad Dragon Fire Hydrant!*

*Our Fire Hydrant is intended for novelty use only!*

Sale Name:
 Fire Hydrant

Sale Starts:
 April 1st, 2017, 12:00am MST

Sale Ends:
 April 1st, 2017, 11:59pm MST

Sale Ended 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 11 minutes, and 40 seconds ago

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