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St Patty's Day!

St Patty's Day!

Celebrate St Patrick's day with us, and get a green toy fast!

That's right - to celebrate everyone's favorite irish holiday, at Midnight tonight, we're offering a wide selection of toys in Clover Green - available for immediate shipping!

We have 150 toys in Clover Green and medium firmness with various features ready for purchase as of midnight PST (see countdown timer below). They're sure to go fast - so if you see one you like, you better be quick!

To buy an in-stock toy, simply view the list of in-stock toys shown on each of our product pages. They'll show up in - what else? - green!

Can't find the toy you wanted, or want a Clover Green toy in a different firmness or feature combination? Never fear! For the next 7 days, you'll be able to get a free upgrade to a Clover Green toy, made to order. Simply choose our exclusive 'Clover Green' color while customizing your toy to take advantage of this offer.

View full size artwork here!

Below is an example of what the St. Patrick's Day color looks like (Click to enlarge). Please note that while the color of this artwork has been verified using a color-calibrated monitor, due to the hand-made nature of toys and variations between monitors, the color you receive may vary.

Sale Name:
 St Patty's Day!

Sale Starts:
 March 17th, 2012, 12:01am MST

Sale Ends:
 March 17th, 2012, 11:59pm MST

Sale Ended 5 years, 9 months, 3 weeks, 23 hours, 47 minutes, and 6 seconds ago

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