Much Sale! DOGE miss out!
Such convention! What weekend! Much missed. Huge sads. :(
WOW! So discount! Lots excite!
All inventory, all discounted, all week!
For those of you who don't speak Doge:
There's a super awesome con this weekend and Bad Dragon is... not there.
We hate missing out on great conventions, and we know our customers do too. But wait - what's that over there? Is it a bunch of cleverly written puns? Is it an adorable internet meme? No! It's a sale on all inventory toys and inventory accessories! You can take 15% off of any items on our Adoptions page, even if they're flops. The sale lasts for one full week. What is Bad Dragon thinking?
We're thinking it's time for many buys. We double-Doge dare you.