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Holiday Lights Raffle 2016

Holiday Lights Raffle 2016

Have you decorated your tree yet? We have ours dressed up for some Bad Dragon holiday joy with strands of awesome Teenie Weenie lights that add a fun twist to decking the halls. We’re firmly on Santa’s naughty list, and we thought maybe you would care to join us.

We have 12 strands to give away! For a limited time, every toy* that you purchase (made-to-order or ready-made) on Bad Dragon.com will give you one (1) entry into a drawing to win a strand of our unique Teenie Weenie Dickmas lights. The more toys you purchase, the more entries you get! You may also enter ONCE without making a purchase by visiting this page. (Free entries are limited to one per person.) Make sure to use the email address tied to your bad-dragon.com account, and please note that your account MUST be active and verified for your entry to be valid.

Winners will be selected on 12/19/16; prizes are limited to one strand per person.

These lights are not available for purchase; the only way to get one is to win. So make merry, go shopping, and happy holidays from all of us at Bad Dragon!

Terms and Conditions:

  • 'Toys' for the purpose between 12/09/16 and end of day 12/16/16 of entering are considered as one of the following: Lil Squirts, Lil’ Vibes, insertables, were-ables, packers, and penetrables.
  • Winners will be selected on 12/19/16 and notified via email within a week.
  • No purchase necessary. You may enter once without making a purchase by completing this form.
  • Entries using this method are limited to one per person, per day, per household.
  • You must be 18 or over at the time of entry.

Sale Name:
 Holiday Lights Raffle 2016

Sale Starts:
 December 9th, 2016, 12:50pm MST

Sale Ends:
 December 16th, 2016, 12:00pm MST

Sale Ended 6 months, 3 weeks, 12 hours, 11 minutes, and 23 seconds ago

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