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The Dragon's Tongue http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/0014_thumb1.jpg

It's a quiet night, the stars are shining, and there's a soft breeze across your cheek. Walking across the rocky plains, all you can think about is how small you feel in comparison to the vastness of the sky around you. A gust of wind kicks up some grit, making your eyes water. You rub at them with the back of your hand, not noticing the moist trails left on your cheeks.

Mixed with the quiet chirps of night birds and the soft thud of your footsteps is an odd, snuffling, chuffing sort of noise. As you round a squat boulder, you momentarily pause--there's a thick, strange substance smeared across the rocks that appear to have... lick marks? Confused, you extend a finger to tentatively investigate the odd substance. It reminds you strongly of thick, goopy saliva.

The loud crunch of shifting rocks behind you pulls you from your puzzled examination--you spin around, saliva stringing from your fingers to the rocks, and come face to face with an inquisitive dra Bad Dragon Bad Dragon The Dragon's Tongue tongue 65.00

Dimensions (inches)SmallMediumLargeExtra Large
Diameter of Head0.500.751.001.12
Diameter of Shaft2.002.403.304.10
Usable Length5.006.008.2510.50
Circumference of Head1.752.002.252.75
Circumference of Shaft5.256.308.7510.80
Total Length6.758.2511.5014.25

It's a quiet night, the stars are shining, and there's a soft breeze across your cheek. Walking across the rocky plains, all you can think about is how small you feel in comparison to the vastness of the sky around you. A gust of wind kicks up some grit, making your eyes water. You rub at them with the back of your hand, not noticing the moist trails left on your cheeks.

Mixed with the quiet chirps of night birds and the soft thud of your footsteps is an odd, snuffling, chuffing sort of noise. As you round a squat boulder, you momentarily pause--there's a thick, strange substance smeared across the rocks that appear to have... lick marks? Confused, you extend a finger to tentatively investigate the odd substance. It reminds you strongly of thick, goopy saliva.

The loud crunch of shifting rocks behind you pulls you from your puzzled examination--you spin around, saliva stringing from your fingers to the rocks, and come face to face with an inquisitive dragon muzzle inches from your nose. The dragon blinks at you curiously as you back away in fear. You can feel the blood draining from your face, and you begin to realize that this walk may have been a bad idea. The terror of being confronted by this impossible creature, the emptiness in your heart, and this fiasco of a stroll is just too much to deal with at once. Inching away, you stumble and fall backwards and collapse helplessly against the rock formation. The dragon’s nostrils flair with a loud sniff, drinking in your scent. Your heartbeat skyrockets and you push yourself further into the rock with a helpless whimper.

"Don't be afraid. I come out here to gaze at the stars myself. I wouldn't mind a companion to ease away the isolation." You're startled to hear it speak--even more surprised as it edges closer to you and gently licks a salty tear from your cheek. The wet, warm tongue is idly comforting as it carefully mops your tears... and is unusually arousing as it curls slowly to lick your chin, teasing at your neck. "I could think of a few other ways to take our minds off of the loneliness..." it murmurs, lowering its head to sniff at your groin. That cautious sniffing, the hot scent of its hide and the warmth in your groin are starting to make you wonder if you were feeling lonely after all...


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The shaft of the toy cast in our Medium material, with the base cast in our Firm material.

The shaft of the toy cast in our Soft material, with the base cast in our Firm material.

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A red tongue fading to a plum muzzle.

A blue to purple faded tongue with a very dark blue face - metallic sheen throughout! Some color bleeding may occur between tongue and face.

A marble of a Yellowish-White, an Orange, and a Dark Metallic Orange-Copper.

A Solid Black

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Shiny Orange

A Fleshy Pink.

A Dark Red.

A Reddish Purple.

A dark blue.

A bluish emerald green.

A fiery orange color.

An Earthy Brown.

A Light Sky Blue

A white with a very subtle blue metallic sheen.

A milky white in the light - glows aqua in the dark!

A milky white in the light - glows blue in the dark!

A milky white in the light - glows purple in the dark!

A milky green-white in the light - glows green in the dark!

A blue to dark blue fade.

A red to dark red fade.

A marble of Sun and Mercury

A marble of a light pearly green that glows purple, and a dark pearly green that glows green.

A marble of pearlescent cyan that glows aqua with a pearlescent light blue that glows blue

A solid custom color.

A custom faded color throughout the entire toy.

A custom marbled color, with 2 colors marbled throughout the entire toy.

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This toy is a 'flop', which means that it has a minor defect that shouldn't affect use, and is heavily discounted.

It is sold 'as is', without a warranty, and no refunds or exchanges will be accepted once you complete payment for it. As such, please be sure this is the toy you want before ordering!

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