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What's 60 inches long, has a circumference of 150 centimeters, and is available from Bad Dragon?

It's a Tape Measure! Wait, what were you thinking I was talking about?

Anyway, now available for only $5, the Tape Measure! This beautiful product comes emblazoned with our awesome logo and features a faux leather exterior along with push-button retraction. You can measure anything you want for this low price, as well as look into the right sized toys for you or a loved one.

Get the Tape Measure now, and discover the true measure of a Dragon!

Bad Dragon Bad Dragon Tape Measure tapemeasure 5.00
Dimensions (inches)One Size
Usable Tape Length60.00
Height0.63
Diameter2.13

What's 60 inches long, has a circumference of 150 centimeters, and is available from Bad Dragon?

It's a Tape Measure! Wait, what were you thinking I was talking about?

Anyway, now available for only $5, the Tape Measure! This beautiful product comes emblazoned with our awesome logo and features a faux leather exterior along with push-button retraction. You can measure anything you want for this low price, as well as look into the right sized toys for you or a loved one.

Get the Tape Measure now, and discover the true measure of a Dragon!

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