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Spritz the Seadragon http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/spritz-slider1_thumb.jpg

Quiet splashes. Unusual ripples. The seabirds still their cries as something roils the surface of the ocean. Is there fog coming in? What is that? Where’s my camera?! My phone won’t focus!

We at Bad Dragon are no strangers to unusual sightings, but even we’re a little startled when a legendary beast shows up out of nowhere and hops on our yacht, asking where the drinks are.

Spritz enjoys making other's lives… “interesting.” Unlike the rest of his kind, he's very outgoing, social, and loves to have fun. Every once in a while he’ll board a party boat to have a good time. He enjoys letting the air out of unsuspecting swimmer’s inner tubes. He loves hijacking picnics when no one is looking… but his favorite catch is the unattended swimwear of skinny dippers. Spritz loves seeing the confusion when someone realizes their clothes are three hundred feet from wh Bad Dragon Bad Dragon Spritz the Seadragon spritz 60.00

Dimensions (inches)SmallMediumLargeExtra Large
Diameter of Head1.201.502.002.50
Diameter of Shaft1.201.502.002.50
Diameter of Knot2.002.503.004.00
Usable Length6.007.009.0011.50
Circumference of Head4.505.507.009.00
Circumference of Shaft4.505.507.009.00
Circumference of Knot6.007.509.5012.00
Total Length7.008.5011.0014.00

Quiet splashes. Unusual ripples. The seabirds still their cries as something roils the surface of the ocean. Is there fog coming in? What is that? Where’s my camera?! My phone won’t focus!

We at Bad Dragon are no strangers to unusual sightings, but even we’re a little startled when a legendary beast shows up out of nowhere and hops on our yacht, asking where the drinks are.

Spritz enjoys making other's lives… “interesting.” Unlike the rest of his kind, he's very outgoing, social, and loves to have fun. Every once in a while he’ll board a party boat to have a good time. He enjoys letting the air out of unsuspecting swimmer’s inner tubes. He loves hijacking picnics when no one is looking… but his favorite catch is the unattended swimwear of skinny dippers. Spritz loves seeing the confusion when someone realizes their clothes are three hundred feet from where they were left and folded neatly... but one pair of bottoms is missing out of the whole group.

He’s always good about returning them when the individual missing their bottoms is extremely confused, and most are good-humored enough to invite him back to their barbecue for some food and drinks. He’ll do just about anything for a good handful of those wonderful little cheesy cracker things, you know, the ones shaped like little fish? The orange ones? In fact, his love of cheesy fish snacks has gotten him backed into some kinky, slippery situations. Imagine our surprise when one of our Crew members made a lewd suggestion of what Spritz could do for crackers and he willingly obliged…

From the first sighting of this legendary hand-sculpted creature in 2008, to the second surfacing of an updated 3D print in 2009, the Seadragon has been a steady and popular part of our lineup. We’re proud to re-introduce Spritz, our newest reimagining of an old friend. We’ve tweaked his design to offer more consistent and updated proportions between sizes, redefined textures for improved sensations, and more pronounced curvature to tickle the most sensitive of pleasure-seekers! Rising renewed from the depths of the ocean, he’s brought a new exclusive color to our lineup. Oceanic Rift features a faded metallic green shaft with an ocean blue metallic base. Spritz is ready to take you for a swim, and show you that Bruce isn’t the only fun-loving ocean creature out there…

Disclaimer: All custom colors will be attempted, but cannot be guaranteed due to the nature of the silicone. Orders cannot be changed after 24 hours from time of purchase. Those who wish to alter their order after the 24 hour period will be charged a 20% restocking fee.

What size do you want?





Choose a size that fits your intended use and level of experience.

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

How firm do you want your toy?






The firmness of your toy can make all the difference. Unsure what firmness is best for you? Why not purchase a Sample Set first? Sample Sets

The shaft of the toy cast in our Medium material, with the base cast in our Firm material.

The shaft of the toy cast in our Soft material, with the base cast in our Firm material.

Include a cumtube?



Cumtubes are a silicone tube cast down the center of the toy, used for injecting lubricant (such as our Cum Lube) to simulate a hot, sticky orgasm.

All toys purchased with a cumtube come with a free 8oz bottle of Cum Lube and a Syringe.

Include a suction cup?



Suction cups allow you to stick your toy to smooth surfaces, such as a bathroom wall, for an added twist while playing.

Our suction cups are actually concave surfaces on the bottoms of our toys, rather than the standard plastic suction cups you may be used to.

What toy color do you want?

Color Preview

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A bright, vivid pink tip faded to a purple shaft with a faded green base.

A faded metallic green shaft with an ocean blue metallic base.

A marble of a Light Yellow, Light Pink, and a Sparkly champagne color.

A faded blue to dark blue shaft, with a light purple base.

A red to dark red faded shaft, with a fiery orange base.

A blue to dark blue fade.

A red to dark red fade.

A semi-translucent icy blue shaft with a dark blue base.

A maroon shaft with a black base.

A Solid Black

It’s a surprise!

A Fleshy Pink.

A Dark Red.

A Reddish Purple.

A dark blue.

A bluish emerald green.

A fiery orange color.

An Earthy Brown.

A Light Sky Blue

Available for January! A dark metallic red.

A milky white in the light - glows aqua in the dark!

A milky white in the light - glows blue in the dark!

A milky white in the light - glows purple in the dark!

A milky green-white in the light - glows green in the dark!

A marble of a light pearly green that glows purple, and a dark pearly green that glows green.

A marble of pearlescent cyan that glows aqua with a pearlescent light blue that glows blue

A custom split marbled color, with 2 custom colors marbled throughout the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A custom marbled color, with 2 colors marbled throughout the entire toy.

A custom faded color along the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A custom faded color throughout the entire toy.

A custom color for the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A solid custom color.

Because all our toys are hand made, the colors you see on screen should be considered approximations, as the actual toy color may vary. Please remember that due to the nature of colored pigments, colors will not be as strong and vibrant as displayed in the color samples on screen. Please bear this in mind when ordering.

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Toy Information

Please read the following information carefully before clicking 'Add to cart'.

No refunds or exchanges will be accepted once you complete payment for this toy. As such, please be sure this is the toy you want before ordering!

This toy is a 'flop', which means that it has a minor defect that shouldn't affect use, and is heavily discounted.

It is sold 'as is', without a warranty, and no refunds or exchanges will be accepted once you complete payment for it. As such, please be sure this is the toy you want before ordering!

You will receive the toy pictured to the left.

This toy is a standard toy we happen to have in stock. It's offered at the same price it'd normally be, but it's already made and ready to ship.

This toy comes with a full warranty, is 100% clean and in 'as new' condition, and has never left the workshop.

Once you click 'add to cart', you will have 30 minutes in which to complete payment for this toy before it will be returned to the list of available toys.

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