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Roland the Rattleyote http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/productartwork_rattleyote_thumb.jpg

“Part gentlemen, part wasteland bandit, part rattlesnake, part coyote - or was it the other way around? Eh, doesn’t matter - one hundred percent vital to have by your side in the wasteland: that’s me.

What, you’ve never seen such a hip frood who’s more together than a souped-up mechanical infantry suit? Then listen up, buttercup, and I’ll tell you a bit about myself.

The name’s Roland. Ever hear what happened in Vault 34? Got my kicks there back in the day ‘til the social structure collapsed and that damned gang of talking mutant bears took over. I’m not normally one to play The Man, but someone’s gotta step it up when it’s good people on the line. I helped some folks out, got me a nice suit in thanks, and a few extra mutations on the way out of that dive. I set myself up out here with a fine view of the dust and take only what needs takin’ from those who have a bit more than they can chew on their own. Or those that have already been chewed t Bad Dragon Bad Dragon Roland the Rattleyote roland 50.00

Dimensions (inches)MiniSmallMediumLargeExtra Large
Diameter of Head1.171.291.531.832.10
Diameter of Shaft1.261.501.752.102.52
Diameter of Knot1.501.802.102.503.05
Usable Length5.356.377.409.0510.67
Circumference of Head3.253.754.505.256.25
Circumference of Shaft3.754.505.006.257.25
Circumference of Knot4.755.506.508.009.25
Total Length6.507.759.0011.0013.00

“Part gentlemen, part wasteland bandit, part rattlesnake, part coyote - or was it the other way around? Eh, doesn’t matter - one hundred percent vital to have by your side in the wasteland: that’s me.

What, you’ve never seen such a hip frood who’s more together than a souped-up mechanical infantry suit? Then listen up, buttercup, and I’ll tell you a bit about myself.

The name’s Roland. Ever hear what happened in Vault 34? Got my kicks there back in the day ‘til the social structure collapsed and that damned gang of talking mutant bears took over. I’m not normally one to play The Man, but someone’s gotta step it up when it’s good people on the line. I helped some folks out, got me a nice suit in thanks, and a few extra mutations on the way out of that dive. I set myself up out here with a fine view of the dust and take only what needs takin’ from those who have a bit more than they can chew on their own. Or those that have already been chewed to pieces.

Now here I am, and here you are, and you got more bottle caps in your pockets than the whole Duka-Cola factory would know what to do with. I ain’t above taking a little a bribe to share some of the goods I’ve accumulated with my, shall we say, questionable methods. What are ya buyin'? Food? Slick threads?

"Protection?" Well, I think I got some condoms around here, might glow in the dark from all the radiation, though-

-Ah. You’re looking for a hot shot to make sure no one puts you on ice. Suppose I can do that.

Shame about the condoms, though. Might’ve been a fun thing between you and me.”

Meet Roland the Rattleyote, wasteland drifter extraordinaire! Is he half rattlesnake and half coyote, or half coyote and half rattlesnake? Whatever the ratio, this composite creature is a necessary component of wasteland survival. Roland takes a slender shaft, adds serpentine curves, and tosses a tapered head and gradual knot into the mix. If you want a follower to light up your badlands with badassery, Roland is able to make sure you don’t glow it alone!

Disclaimer: All custom colors will be attempted, but cannot be guaranteed due to the nature of the silicone. Orders cannot be changed after 24 hours from time of purchase. Those who wish to alter their order after the 24 hour period will be charged a 20% restocking fee.

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Choose a size that fits your intended use and level of experience.

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

How firm do you want your toy?






The firmness of your toy can make all the difference; we recommend soft for larger toys,and medium or firm for smaller toys to help them stand up on their own.

First time buyer? Consider getting one of our Sample Sets to get a feel for the different firmnesses.

The shaft of the toy cast in our Medium material, with the base cast in our Firm material.

The shaft of the toy cast in our Soft material, with the base cast in our Firm material.

Include a cumtube?



Cumtubes are a silicone tube cast down the center of the toy, used for injecting lubricant (such as our Cum Lube) to simulate a hot, sticky orgasm.

All toys purchased with a cumtube come with a free 8oz bottle of Cum Lube and a Syringe.

Include a suction cup?



Suction cups allow you to stick your toy to smooth surfaces, such as a bathroom wall, for an added twist while playing.

Our suction cups are actually concave surfaces on the bottoms of our toys, rather than the standard plastic suction cups you may be used to.

What toy color do you want?

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A fade of desaturated pink to purple with a marbled base of sandy yellow and light rust.

A glow in the dark fade of pale yellow to lime green with a marbled black and gunmetal gray base.

A marble of a light pearly green that glows purple, and a dark pearly green that glows green.

A marble of pearlescent cyan that glows aqua with a pearlescent light blue that glows blue

A faded blue to dark blue shaft, with a light purple base.

A red to dark red faded shaft, with a fiery orange base.

A blue to dark blue fade.

A red to dark red fade.

A semi-translucent icy blue shaft with a dark blue base.

A maroon shaft with a black base.

A marble of a Yellowish-White, an Orange, and a Dark Metallic Orange-Copper.

A Solid Black

It’s a surprise!

Shiny Orange

A Fleshy Pink.

A Dark Red.

A Reddish Purple.

A dark blue.

A bluish emerald green.

A fiery orange color.

An Earthy Brown.

A Light Sky Blue

A white with a very subtle blue metallic sheen.

A milky white in the light - glows aqua in the dark!

A milky white in the light - glows blue in the dark!

A milky white in the light - glows purple in the dark!

A milky green-white in the light - glows green in the dark!

A custom split marbled color, with 2 custom colors marbled throughout the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A custom marbled color, with 2 colors marbled throughout the entire toy.

A custom faded color along the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A custom faded color throughout the entire toy.

A custom color for the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A solid custom color.

Because all our toys are hand made, the colors you see on screen should be considered approximations, as the actual toy color may vary. Please remember that due to the nature of colored pigments, colors will not be as strong and vibrant as displayed in the color samples on screen. Please bear this in mind when ordering.

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No refunds or exchanges will be accepted once you complete payment for this toy. As such, please be sure this is the toy you want before ordering!

This toy is a 'flop', which means that it has a minor defect that shouldn't affect use, and is heavily discounted.

It is sold 'as is', without a warranty, and no refunds or exchanges will be accepted once you complete payment for it. As such, please be sure this is the toy you want before ordering!

You will receive the toy pictured to the left.

This toy is a standard toy we happen to have in stock. It's offered at the same price it'd normally be, but it's already made and ready to ship.

This toy comes with a full warranty, is 100% clean and in 'as new' condition, and has never left the workshop.

Once you click 'add to cart', you will have 30 minutes in which to complete payment for this toy before it will be returned to the list of available toys.

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