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Ridley the Xenogon http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/ridley_slider_thumb.jpg

Light from a marine's rifle beam illuminates the creature - it's coming on too fast! The marine fires in short, controlled bursts while retreating towards the bulkhead of their derelict ship. Bullets clatter off of the creature's hide. With seemingly minimal effort, the creature catches up and with a heavy swipe sends the rifle flying out of reach. The soldier crashes to the ground, and the alien monster rears over them with a ferocious smile on its face - thick, slimy drool spraying across the marine - "AND, CUT!" The alien creature quickly regains his composure and helps the costumed marine to their feet, and the two dust themselves off. "No hard feelings... but you owe me a box of tissues and a flu shot," the space marine actor tells the creature as both of them wipe away artificial slime.

Most take Ridley at face value: the genetic offspring of a dragon and an extraterrestrial from a far away planet, ready to Bad Dragon Bad Dragon Ridley the Xenogon ridley 60.00

Dimensions (inches)SmallMediumLargeExtra Large
Diameter of Head1.301.602.002.50
Diameter of Shaft1.201.401.802.30
Diameter of Knot2.002.403.003.75
Usable Length5.757.008.5010.50
Circumference of Head4.004.756.007.25
Circumference of Shaft4.004.756.007.25
Circumference of Knot6.507.759.7512.00
Total Length7.008.5010.2512.50

Light from a marine's rifle beam illuminates the creature - it's coming on too fast! The marine fires in short, controlled bursts while retreating towards the bulkhead of their derelict ship. Bullets clatter off of the creature's hide. With seemingly minimal effort, the creature catches up and with a heavy swipe sends the rifle flying out of reach. The soldier crashes to the ground, and the alien monster rears over them with a ferocious smile on its face - thick, slimy drool spraying across the marine - "AND, CUT!" The alien creature quickly regains his composure and helps the costumed marine to their feet, and the two dust themselves off. "No hard feelings... but you owe me a box of tissues and a flu shot," the space marine actor tells the creature as both of them wipe away artificial slime.

Most take Ridley at face value: the genetic offspring of a dragon and an extraterrestrial from a far away planet, ready to be shown to your civilization's leader to deliver an ultimatum. Take some time to sit down and talk to him and you'll find a wonderful creature who couldn't be more different than the roles he acts out on the silver screen!

Ridley is quite the eclectic gentleman! He enjoys tinkering with steampunk costuming (it compliments his elegant ridges), attempting to find the perfect blend of herbal tea (it's harder than you think), and the fantasy of finding the perfect lover who will embrace his fearsome looks and adore him for who he is on the inside (you might not be able to get him to admit to that one).

What will Ridley bring to the relationship, you ask? If you manage to win his devotion, you can look forward to a thrilling ride! He's got stimulating bumps, delicious crest-like ridges, and an accomodating curve to his thick shaft that's sure to delight.

First released in 2009, the Xenogon has been around for quite a while. We decided it was about time for a reboot! Ridley has been adjusted and now has better proportions between all four sizes, a thicker and more intricate base, and finally, what many have been waiting for: the Xenogon now supports a cumtube! (All the better to deliver a gloriously sticky load of cumlube!)

So what do you say? Will you indulge this cultured fellow's romantic fantasy?

Disclaimer: All custom colors will be attempted, but cannot be guaranteed due to the nature of the silicone. Orders cannot be changed after 24 hours from time of purchase. Those who wish to alter their order after the 24 hour period will be charged a 20% restocking fee.

What size do you want?





Choose a size that fits your intended use and level of experience.

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

How firm do you want your toy?






The firmness of your toy can make all the difference. Unsure what firmness is best for you? Why not purchase a Sample Set first? Sample Sets

The shaft of the toy cast in our Medium material, with the base cast in our Firm material.

The shaft of the toy cast in our Soft material, with the base cast in our Firm material.

Include a cumtube?



Cumtubes are a silicone tube cast down the center of the toy, used for injecting lubricant (such as our Cum Lube) to simulate a hot, sticky orgasm.

All toys purchased with a cumtube come with a free 8oz bottle of Cum Lube and a Syringe.

Include a suction cup?



Suction cups allow you to stick your toy to smooth surfaces, such as a bathroom wall, for an added twist while playing.

Our suction cups are actually concave surfaces on the bottoms of our toys, rather than the standard plastic suction cups you may be used to.

What toy color do you want?

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A glistening white highlight over black.

A dark purple highlight over a green to dark brownish red faded shaft with a black base.

A marble of a Tan, and a Dark Pearly Blue

A marble of white and red

A marble of sparkly bright red and semi-translucent black with metallic and red undertones.

A faded blue to dark blue shaft, with a light purple base.

A red to dark red faded shaft, with a fiery orange base.

A blue to dark blue fade.

A red to dark red fade.

A semi-translucent icy blue shaft with a dark blue base.

A maroon shaft with a black base.

A Solid Black

It’s a surprise!

Shiny Blue

A Fleshy Pink.

A Dark Red.

A Reddish Purple.

A dark blue.

A bluish emerald green.

A fiery orange color.

An Earthy Brown.

A Light Sky Blue

A milky white in the light - glows aqua in the dark!

A milky white in the light - glows blue in the dark!

A milky white in the light - glows purple in the dark!

A milky green-white in the light - glows green in the dark!

A marble of a Sparkly Black and Gold

A marble of a light pearly green that glows purple, and a dark pearly green that glows green.

A marble of pearlescent cyan that glows aqua with a pearlescent light blue that glows blue

A custom split marbled color, with 2 custom colors marbled throughout the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A custom marbled color, with 2 colors marbled throughout the entire toy.

A custom faded color along the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A custom faded color throughout the entire toy.

A custom color for the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A solid custom color.

Because all our toys are hand made, the colors you see on screen should be considered approximations, as the actual toy color may vary. Please remember that due to the nature of colored pigments, colors will not be as strong and vibrant as displayed in the color samples on screen. Please bear this in mind when ordering.

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Toy Information

Please read the following information carefully before clicking 'Add to cart'.

No refunds or exchanges will be accepted once you complete payment for this toy. As such, please be sure this is the toy you want before ordering!

This toy is a 'flop', which means that it has a minor defect that shouldn't affect use, and is heavily discounted.

It is sold 'as is', without a warranty, and no refunds or exchanges will be accepted once you complete payment for it. As such, please be sure this is the toy you want before ordering!

You will receive the toy pictured to the left.

This toy is a standard toy we happen to have in stock. It's offered at the same price it'd normally be, but it's already made and ready to ship.

This toy comes with a full warranty, is 100% clean and in 'as new' condition, and has never left the workshop.

Once you click 'add to cart', you will have 30 minutes in which to complete payment for this toy before it will be returned to the list of available toys.

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