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Perry the Parasaur http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/00295_thumb.jpg

Another boring day at the gift shop today. Knocked most of the plushes on the ground again. My new glasses work fine, I just have a terrible field of vision.

My boss tells me, “Perry! You’ve got to try harder and put yourself out there if you want to get ahead on Dragon Island.” Being an attraction seems like hard work, and I’m not sure I want that kind of attention. A big sign, an announcer - For your pleasure, Perry, the Parasaur! That’s just not what I want.

I’ll stick with my usual M.O.: wait for the last customer of the day, and if they seem interested, I’ll hold onto my butt and show them my assets. My job has given me plenty of experience accepting deliveries in the rear. The most worthwhile attractions are the exclusive ones, wouldn’t you agree?

Featuring dino-skin textured cheeks and one of our snuggest toys all the way throughout, Perry the Parasaur offers you a souvenir to remember the excitement of your Dragon Island trip wh Bad Dragon Bad Dragon Perry the Parasaur perry 130.00

Dimensions (inches)One Size
Diameter of Head3.66
Diameter of Shaft2.90
Circumference of Head11.25
Circumference of Shaft9.25
Total Length8.00

Another boring day at the gift shop today. Knocked most of the plushes on the ground again. My new glasses work fine, I just have a terrible field of vision.

My boss tells me, “Perry! You’ve got to try harder and put yourself out there if you want to get ahead on Dragon Island.” Being an attraction seems like hard work, and I’m not sure I want that kind of attention. A big sign, an announcer - For your pleasure, Perry, the Parasaur! That’s just not what I want.

I’ll stick with my usual M.O.: wait for the last customer of the day, and if they seem interested, I’ll hold onto my butt and show them my assets. My job has given me plenty of experience accepting deliveries in the rear. The most worthwhile attractions are the exclusive ones, wouldn’t you agree?

Featuring dino-skin textured cheeks and one of our snuggest toys all the way throughout, Perry the Parasaur offers you a souvenir to remember the excitement of your Dragon Island trip whenever you wish!

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A very prissy semi-translucent pink.

A semi-translucent storm cloud gray.

An icy semi-translucent blue.

A marble of a Metallic Red, Light Pink, and a Metallic Brown.

A marble of dark chocolate and a metallic cherry red.

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A fiery orange color.

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A whorish metallic red!

A dark, nearly black chocolate brown.

A milky white in the light - glows aqua in the dark!

A milky white in the light - glows blue in the dark!

A milky white in the light - glows purple in the dark!

A milky green-white in the light - glows green in the dark!

A soft purple with a pearl green throughout.

A custom marbled color, with 2 colors marbled throughout the entire toy.

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