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Kelvin the Ice Dragon http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/00129_thumb.jpg

It is lonely in the Winterlands.

I am one of the last of my people, perhaps even the last one. My home is cold, and I long for the warmth of friendship to brighten my hearth. Alas, when I sing my ancestral songs, my only audience is the night sky.

One night when the borealis illuminated the snowy plains like a celestial painter had spilled their inks, my eyes discerned movement somewhere in the distance. Startled, I stopped my song as the creature grew nearer. "Can it be..? Or is it but a vision of my loneliness?" I asked myself, my heart swelling with hope. The shape gradually became clearer: a horned face, spined neck, and a strong, thick body built to withstand the Winterlands: another Ice Dragon! I sprung forward and roared a greeting, kicking up bits of ice and shale as the newcomer roared back at me. We halted, several feet separating us, and stared at each other in w Bad Dragon Bad Dragon Kelvin the Ice Dragon kelvin 60.00

Dimensions (inches)SmallMediumLargeExtra Large
Diameter of Head1.401.602.002.40
Diameter of Shaft1.201.401.802.00
Diameter of Knot2.002.202.803.30
Usable Length5.006.007.509.00
Circumference of Head4.505.256.758.00
Circumference of Shaft4.505.256.758.00
Circumference of Knot6.007.009.0010.50
Total Length6.007.259.0010.50

It is lonely in the Winterlands.

I am one of the last of my people, perhaps even the last one. My home is cold, and I long for the warmth of friendship to brighten my hearth. Alas, when I sing my ancestral songs, my only audience is the night sky.

One night when the borealis illuminated the snowy plains like a celestial painter had spilled their inks, my eyes discerned movement somewhere in the distance. Startled, I stopped my song as the creature grew nearer. "Can it be..? Or is it but a vision of my loneliness?" I asked myself, my heart swelling with hope. The shape gradually became clearer: a horned face, spined neck, and a strong, thick body built to withstand the Winterlands: another Ice Dragon! I sprung forward and roared a greeting, kicking up bits of ice and shale as the newcomer roared back at me. We halted, several feet separating us, and stared at each other in wonder.

"I am Kelvin," I said, "and I thought myself the last of the Ice Dragons. Please, will you stay a while, and trade tales with me? Gladly would I share my territory, if only to have another to speak to!" The cautious explorer agreed, explaining that they were from the far North and had been blown off-course in a gale.

Little did I know that a stray storm would bear so fine a companion on its wings. My friend grew to love the harsh wilds at my side, trading stories for shelter and companionship, and I was startled by the realization that being an Ice Dragon doesn't prevent one's heart from melting.

But the story of how our mutual love was discovered amidst a blizzard is the beginning of a whole other tale.

Meet Kelvin the Ice Dragon: a design from Bad Dragon Labs that was so popular, we just had to give it four sizes! Designed by Finir, and based on Raventhan's original character, this shiver-inducing dragon features a spade-shaped tip, a subtly curved shaft to touch all those sweet spots, and tantalizing ridges to offer a sensation-filled ride.

Can you thaw this Ice Dragon's heart?

Disclaimer: All custom colors will be attempted, but cannot be guaranteed due to the nature of the silicone. Orders cannot be changed after 24 hours from time of purchase. Those who wish to alter their order after the 24 hour period will be charged a 20% restocking fee.

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Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

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The firmness of your toy can make all the difference. Unsure what firmness is best for you? Why not purchase a Sample Set first? Sample Sets

The shaft of the toy cast in our Medium material, with the base cast in our Firm material.

The shaft of the toy cast in our Soft material, with the base cast in our Firm material.

Include a cumtube?



Cumtubes are a silicone tube cast down the center of the toy, used for injecting lubricant (such as our Cum Lube) to simulate a hot, sticky orgasm.

All toys purchased with a cumtube come with a free 8oz bottle of Cum Lube and a Syringe.

Include a suction cup?



Suction cups allow you to stick your toy to smooth surfaces, such as a bathroom wall, for an added twist while playing.

Our suction cups are actually concave surfaces on the bottoms of our toys, rather than the standard plastic suction cups you may be used to.

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An icey blue shaft with a snow white base.

Brrr! An icey metallic lavender to blue fade with a silvery white base.

A marble of a bright metallic green and a translucent pearly purple.

marble of sun and mars

A marble of a bright metallic red and a translucent pearly purple.

A marble of a bright metallic black and a translucent pearly purple.

A marble of a bright metallic yellow and a translucent pearly purple.

A marble of a bright metallic blue and a translucent pearly purple.

A marble of a bright metallic pink and a translucent pearly purple.

A faded blue to dark blue shaft, with a light purple base.

A red to dark red faded shaft, with a fiery orange base.

A blue to dark blue fade.

A red to dark red fade.

A semi-translucent icy blue shaft with a dark blue base.

A maroon shaft with a black base.

A marble of a Minty Green, a Tan, and a Metallic Brown.

A Solid Black

A metallic orange-red.

A mischievious metallic green-gold.

It’s a surprise!

A Fleshy Pink.

A Dark Red.

A Reddish Purple.

A dark blue.

A bluish emerald green.

A fiery orange color.

An Earthy Brown.

A Light Sky Blue

A metallic aquamarine birthstone color.

A milky white in the light - glows aqua in the dark!

A milky white in the light - glows blue in the dark!

A milky white in the light - glows purple in the dark!

A milky green-white in the light - glows green in the dark!

A fortuitous marble of Shenanigan Green and All That Glitters

A marble of a light pearly green that glows purple, and a dark pearly green that glows green.

A marble of pearlescent cyan that glows aqua with a pearlescent light blue that glows blue

A bright metallic gold!

A custom split marbled color, with 2 custom colors marbled throughout the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A custom marbled color, with 2 colors marbled throughout the entire toy.

A custom faded color along the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A custom faded color throughout the entire toy.

A custom color for the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A solid custom color.

Because all our toys are hand made, the colors you see on screen should be considered approximations, as the actual toy color may vary. Please remember that due to the nature of colored pigments, colors will not be as strong and vibrant as displayed in the color samples on screen. Please bear this in mind when ordering.

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