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Clayton the Earth Dragon http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/0006_thumb.jpg

Clayton, the mighty guardian of the stony north cliffs, picked his way down the canyon. He was tracking a hiker who was milling clumsily around the steep rock face. The dragon’s eyes narrowed; This was no beginners’ hike! Furthermore, the hiker was nearing the ultimate forbidden zone – Clayton’s cave, and his legendary horde of treasure. While the dragon often guided hikers through his pass to their safety (although the hikers rarely knew it) he did so also to steer them away from his lair and its contents.

A lone hiker was certainly no match for an intelligent and resourceful dragon, let alone Clayton. However this hiker seemed to be looking for something specific- not to just make it down the pass. The dragon sank back into his rocky surroundings, camouflaging effortlessly as he pondered the hiker's intentions. At that moment, the hiker stumbled into a break in the rocks and judging from the sounds of Bad Dragon Bad Dragon Clayton the Earth Dragon clayton 55.00

Dimensions (inches)MiniSmallMediumLargeExtra Large
Diameter of Head1.001.301.501.962.30
Diameter of Shaft1.401.802.202.703.20
Usable Length4.806.007.009.0010.50
Circumference of Head3.504.755.256.507.75
Circumference of Shaft4.755.756.758.6010.00
Total Length6.007.509.1511.5013.00

Clayton, the mighty guardian of the stony north cliffs, picked his way down the canyon. He was tracking a hiker who was milling clumsily around the steep rock face. The dragon’s eyes narrowed; This was no beginners’ hike! Furthermore, the hiker was nearing the ultimate forbidden zone – Clayton’s cave, and his legendary horde of treasure. While the dragon often guided hikers through his pass to their safety (although the hikers rarely knew it) he did so also to steer them away from his lair and its contents.

A lone hiker was certainly no match for an intelligent and resourceful dragon, let alone Clayton. However this hiker seemed to be looking for something specific- not to just make it down the pass. The dragon sank back into his rocky surroundings, camouflaging effortlessly as he pondered the hiker's intentions. At that moment, the hiker stumbled into a break in the rocks and judging from the sounds of gasps the hiker had found Clayton’s cave.

Wasting no time, Clayton dropped into the cave and reared up on his hind legs, an impressive sight, all horns and spines and muscle. The hiker’s eyes went wide, and Clayton smiled deviously.

“Lone hiker,” he growled softly, “You seem to have been looking for something as you stumbled down the mountain; what is it that you seek? Respond wisely!”

The hiker looked up at the stunning earth dragon, bowing swiftly before answering. “I have no desire to steal your treasure. I have ventured this far simply to pay you tribute.”

A playful smile stole across the dragon’s features, milling over the possibilities in his mind, as his loins began to stir. It had been ever so long since he’d had a little company.

“After all, I am no fool… I know where to find the REAL treasure of the northern cliffs…” The hiker said, eyeing the dragon’s loins.

The dragon felt his stiff cock coming to life, poking into the air and quivering. He eyed the hiker in return and was pleasantly surprised to see no sign of fear. In fact, there was an expression of triumph and anticipation...

Clayton melds stimulating craggy texture with a well-proportioned shaft into one model that’s sure to “rock” your world!

Disclaimer: All custom colors will be attempted, but cannot be guaranteed due to the nature of the silicone. Orders cannot be changed after 24 hours from time of purchase. Those who wish to alter their order after the 24 hour period will be charged a 20% restocking fee.

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Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

Curious about the size? Please inquire above and check out our size charts and pictures!

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The firmness of your toy can make all the difference. Unsure what firmness is best for you? Why not purchase a Sample Set first? Sample Sets

The shaft of the toy cast in our Medium material, with the base cast in our Firm material.

The shaft of the toy cast in our Soft material, with the base cast in our Firm material.

Include a cumtube?



Cumtubes are a silicone tube cast down the center of the toy, used for injecting lubricant (such as our Cum Lube) to simulate a hot, sticky orgasm.

All toys purchased with a cumtube come with a free 8oz bottle of Cum Lube and a Syringe.

Include a suction cup?



Suction cups allow you to stick your toy to smooth surfaces, such as a bathroom wall, for an added twist while playing.

Our suction cups are actually concave surfaces on the bottoms of our toys, rather than the standard plastic suction cups you may be used to.

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A dark reddish orange tip fading to a dark plum shaft with a light tan base.

A vibrant red highlight over a molten yellow shaft with a craggy warm black base.

marble of sun and mars

A faded blue to dark blue shaft, with a light purple base.

A red to dark red faded shaft, with a fiery orange base.

A blue to dark blue fade.

A red to dark red fade.

A semi-translucent icy blue shaft with a dark blue base.

A maroon shaft with a black base.

A marble of a Minty Green, a Tan, and a Metallic Brown.

A Solid Black

A metallic orange-red.

A mischievious metallic green-gold.

It’s a surprise!

A Fleshy Pink.

A Dark Red.

A Reddish Purple.

A dark blue.

A bluish emerald green.

A fiery orange color.

An Earthy Brown.

A Light Sky Blue

A metallic aquamarine birthstone color.

A milky white in the light - glows aqua in the dark!

A milky white in the light - glows blue in the dark!

A milky white in the light - glows purple in the dark!

A milky green-white in the light - glows green in the dark!

A fortuitous marble of Shenanigan Green and All That Glitters

A marble of a light pearly green that glows purple, and a dark pearly green that glows green.

A marble of pearlescent cyan that glows aqua with a pearlescent light blue that glows blue

A bright metallic gold!

A custom split marbled color, with 2 custom colors marbled throughout the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A custom marbled color, with 2 colors marbled throughout the entire toy.

A custom faded color along the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A custom faded color throughout the entire toy.

A custom color for the shaft, and a custom color for the base.

A solid custom color.

Because all our toys are hand made, the colors you see on screen should be considered approximations, as the actual toy color may vary. Please remember that due to the nature of colored pigments, colors will not be as strong and vibrant as displayed in the color samples on screen. Please bear this in mind when ordering.

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No refunds or exchanges will be accepted once you complete payment for this toy. As such, please be sure this is the toy you want before ordering!

This toy is a 'flop', which means that it has a minor defect that shouldn't affect use, and is heavily discounted.

It is sold 'as is', without a warranty, and no refunds or exchanges will be accepted once you complete payment for it. As such, please be sure this is the toy you want before ordering!

You will receive the toy pictured to the left.

This toy is a standard toy we happen to have in stock. It's offered at the same price it'd normally be, but it's already made and ready to ship.

This toy comes with a full warranty, is 100% clean and in 'as new' condition, and has never left the workshop.

Once you click 'add to cart', you will have 30 minutes in which to complete payment for this toy before it will be returned to the list of available toys.

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